GloryAdorned

My name is Caitlin. I think you are lovely.
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And the thing is woman do have to do all kinds of things themselves. And they lie about it ‘cause of all the pressure. Woman go and get their hair made bullet-proof and get the implants. The silly clothes and the stupid shoes everybody wears now. You know these… And they say ”Oh, l enjoy. l did it for me, you know. l like the fact that it takes me 45 minutes to get in or out of a chair.” l’ve always wanted to look like a prawn who’s being airlifted. lt’s a total lie. That’s not the kind of thing a person does for themselves. You know what l did for me? I had an eclair inside an eclair. That’s the kind of thing you do for yourself. - Dylan Moran, ‘Yeah Yeah’, 2011

And the thing is woman do have to do all kinds of things themselves. And they lie about it ‘cause of all the pressure. Woman go and get their hair made bullet-proof and get the implants. The silly clothes and the stupid shoes everybody wears now. You know these… And they say ”Oh, l enjoy. l did it for me, you know. l like the fact that it takes me 45 minutes to get in or out of a chair.” l’ve always wanted to look like a prawn who’s being airlifted. lt’s a total lie. That’s not the kind of thing a person does for themselves. You know what l did for me? I had an eclair inside an eclair. That’s the kind of thing you do for yourself.

- Dylan Moran, ‘Yeah Yeah’, 2011

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